Weird Purses From eBay

So I got it in my head that I wanted to buy a Lucha Libre purse or handbag. Although I detest boxing, and typically don't care for wrestling, I'm very fond of the Lucha Libre style of wrestling and showmanship. More on Lucha Libre later, back to the purses.

Naturally the first place I looked was eBay. I didn't find any Lucha Libre purses but I did find these weird gems:

Legless Toad coin purse, believe it or not there were two versions of a dead toad coin purse, both from Australia:

Also from Australia, kangaroo scrotum purse:

I always suspected that clowns are evil:

WTF????:

I'm still looking for a good Lucha Libre purse. I might have to buy a mask and make my own.