Weird Purses From eBay

So I got it in my head that I wanted to buy a Lucha Libre purse or handbag. Although I detest boxing, and typically don't care for wrestling, I'm very fond of the Lucha Libre style of wrestling and showmanship. More on Lucha Libre later, back to the purses.

Naturally the first place I looked was eBay. I didn't find any Lucha Libre purses but I did find these weird gems:

Legless Toad coin purse, believe it or not there were two versions of a dead toad coin purse, both from Australia:

Also from Australia, kangaroo scrotum purse:

I always suspected that clowns are evil:

WTF????:

I'm still looking for a good Lucha Libre purse. I might have to buy a mask and make my own.

eBay's Worst Nativities

It's three days before I leave to Kauai for the holidays. I have a ton of work. Am I working? No. I'm cruising eBay looking for their tackiest nativities. I'm not religious and I don't give a monkey's butt about nativities, but I have noticed that they are few and far between when it comes to holiday decorations in my neighborhood. I don't really care, I'm just saying.

Maybe if there were better nativities people would be more inclined to display them. The following are what amused me this morning...

INFLATABLES - the bane of any neighborhood, this one is 9 FEET tall!

SNOWMEN - I especially like Frosty the Magi in shades.


FIBER OPTIC CHRIST CHILD - but wait, there's more, the wings move!


MINIMALIST - not sure this one belongs here as it borders on tasteful, but if you told me they were chess pieces I'd believe you.


A PURRFECT CATASTROPHE - I nearly puked a hairball over this one.


PWESHUSH MOMENTS - Sold as "Nativity Starter Set." Starting pretty young if you ask me.

PENTHOUSE AND BUBBLE? - Packaged and ready for re-gifting.

And for you craftie types:

MARSHMALLOW NATIVITY KIT - You need a kit for this?

NATIVITY BAKE SET - I might order this for next year. Really.

Well there you have it, my personal favorites on today's eBay.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!

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