eBay's Worst Nativities

It's three days before I leave to Kauai for the holidays. I have a ton of work. Am I working? No. I'm cruising eBay looking for their tackiest nativities. I'm not religious and I don't give a monkey's butt about nativities, but I have noticed that they are few and far between when it comes to holiday decorations in my neighborhood. I don't really care, I'm just saying.

Maybe if there were better nativities people would be more inclined to display them. The following are what amused me this morning...

INFLATABLES - the bane of any neighborhood, this one is 9 FEET tall!

SNOWMEN - I especially like Frosty the Magi in shades.


FIBER OPTIC CHRIST CHILD - but wait, there's more, the wings move!


MINIMALIST - not sure this one belongs here as it borders on tasteful, but if you told me they were chess pieces I'd believe you.


A PURRFECT CATASTROPHE - I nearly puked a hairball over this one.


PWESHUSH MOMENTS - Sold as "Nativity Starter Set." Starting pretty young if you ask me.

PENTHOUSE AND BUBBLE? - Packaged and ready for re-gifting.

And for you craftie types:

MARSHMALLOW NATIVITY KIT - You need a kit for this?

NATIVITY BAKE SET - I might order this for next year. Really.

Well there you have it, my personal favorites on today's eBay.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!

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